"drinkin wine/and mackin"

"In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists

have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water

each day, at the end of the year we would have

Absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli (E.coli) bacteria
found in feces.
In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of Poop.

However, we do not run that risk when drinking wine (or rum,
whiskey, beer or other liquor) because

Acohol has to go through a purification process of boiling,
filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember:

Water = Poop

Wine = Health

Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to
drink water and be full of shit.
There's no need to thank me for this valued information; I'm
doing it as a public service."