Charlie Brown

I'm not very handsome
or clever or lucid
I've always been stupid
at spelling and numbers
I've never been much playing football
or baseball or stick ball or checkers or marbles or ping pong
I'm usually awful at parties and dances
I stand like a stick or I cough or I laugh
or I don't bring a present
or I spill the ice cream
or I get so depressed that I stand and scream
oh hoooooow
could there possibly beeeeee
one small person as thoroughly
totally utterly blah as me